Bigger breasts or bust!

Possible slogan of pioneers in breast implant development.

Fresh Air

A limerick...

There once was a farm maiden fair
Who on nice days would milk her cows bare
Though low wages she paid
Her young farm hands still stayed
Guess they just loved that fresh dairy air

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Oh, the irony (heard recently on a hotel TV) ...

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